Grease Stains Are My Resume T-Shirt – Funny Mechanic Gift

Your experience doesn't fit on one page. Sometimes it ends up on your sleeves.

The Grease Stains Are My Resume T-Shirt celebrates mechanics, automotive technicians, diesel techs, and garage enthusiasts whose skills come from hands-on experience. Pull it on for a weekend car meet, a parts-store run, or an evening catching up with the shop crew. It's mechanic humor for people who know their way around a toolbox.

• Wear your mechanic pride with a playful message about experience earned in the garage.
• Keep casual layers light with soft, smooth cotton-blend fabric.
• Enjoy a ribbed collar and shoulder tape that helps reduce stretching through everyday wear.

Materials and product details

60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester. Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²) fabric, 1x1 ribbed collar, self-fabric shoulder tape, tear-away label, and DTF-printed inner neck label.

Sizes and colors

Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, and 5XL. Listed colors: CVC Black, CVC Cardinal, CVC Charcoal, CVC Cream, CVC Light Olive, CVC Midnight Navy, CVC Military Green, CVC Royal, CVC Silk, CVC Stone Gray, CVC White, and Heather Heavy Metal. Color and size combinations may vary.

Measurements are in inches. Size tolerance: 1 inch.

• XS: width 17.50; length 27.00; sleeve 7.12.
• S: width 19.00; length 28.00; sleeve 7.63.
• M: width 20.50; length 29.00; sleeve 8.13.
• L: width 22.00; length 30.00; sleeve 8.63.
• XL: width 24.00; length 31.00; sleeve 9.13.
• 2XL: width 26.00; length 32.00; sleeve 9.63.
• 3XL: width 28.00; length 33.00; sleeve 10.13.
• 4XL: width 30.00; length 34.00; sleeve 10.63.
• 5XL: width 32.00; length 35.00; sleeve 11.13.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C or 90°F. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.

A funny birthday, Father's Day, holiday, or mechanic appreciation gift for an auto technician, diesel mechanic, shop coworker, or car-loving friend.

Choose your listed color and size, and let your shirt tell a little of your garage story.